To Kill a King It was the last day of the War and we were stuck in an old school bridge battle. If you never experienced the joy of one of these brain storms then you have missed nothing. As it is to the last man no one does anything and both sides sit on their side of the river waiting. Sure we could crawl across the river or walk across the bridge but no one did. During this hour of excitement Spyke the Unshaven the Champion of Thescore saw our baron fighting on the other side. So he crawled out into the river and challenged the baron. As this got no response he did it again louder. After a few bellows the baron finally responded that he was afraid to get wet. So Spyke offered to crawl across and fight him on land which was declined by the claim that Baron Grendel was allergic to blue plastic armor. Which was odd as Spyke has white plastic armor. Later in the battle Aethelmarc entered the river, with the baron in tow, and crawled into the middle before they settled down to wait. So out we went all seven of us to challenge them. They started to withdraw so we engaged and Kyndylan speared the baron in the gut and the face but he did not die. Then after a few more fruitless shots Kyndylan died and they crawled off with the Baron still hiding in the back. Thus I learned that what Thescore is led by is that rare bird the Yellow Baron which is usually identified by its shinny armor, false bravado, and courage of Brave Sir Robin.
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